1+ hour, 53+ min ago  (239+ words) SAN FRANCISCO, CA " Anthropic, the maker of the next-generation AI assistant Claude, made news for giving increasingly aggressive pitches to investors ahead of a potential public offering. Founder and CEO Bob Anthropic recently gave his most emphatic speech to investors…...

22+ hour, 11+ min ago  (213+ words) CAMBRIDGE, MA " Engineers at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology reportedly developed an innovative new children's bike that uses pedals instead of electricity for power. "Keeping your bike charged can be so frustrating. We knew there just had to be a…...

2+ week, 4+ day ago  (184+ words) MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA " Google announced an update for its popular Google Maps application that would automatically subtract an hour from travel time if it knows a dad is driving. "Dads statistically make fewer stops, race to get ahead of semis,…...

3+ week, 6+ day ago  (172+ words) The water bottle runs on the Android operating system and features a 3.5" screen that can inform drinkers when their bottle is open, ask for a password to protect the content of their liquids, and send them text messages confirming how…...

4+ week, 1+ day ago  (238+ words) EGYPT " Newly unearthed records appear to indicate a man claiming to be from the future traveled to ancient Memphis to wow the early Egyptians with the futuristic technology of Gushers. Gushers, a candy with a gummy outer shell and a…...

1+ mon, 1+ week ago  (135+ words) LOS ANGELES, CA " The shocking results of a brand-new study indicate that you can actually think thoughts without posting them online. Contrary to popular belief, human beings appear to have the capacity to think thoughts without putting them on Facebook,…...

1+ mon, 2+ week ago  (155+ words) AUSTIN, TX " Humanity's voyage to Mars suffered a significant delay following an admission by SpaceX CEO Elon Musk that he just learned of a new update to Diablo II: Resurrected, and he would be quite busy playing that for the next…...

2+ mon, 22+ hour ago  (261+ words) U.S. " A new report out of Harvard University indicated that zucchini actually isn't that bad after covering it with flour or cornmeal and a lot of seasoning and frying all the taste out of it in hot oil. The results of…...

2+ mon, 1+ week ago  (208+ words) CUPERTINO, CA " Sources within Apple's Software Engineering Division confirmed that their team was working around the clock to make the next iOS update even worse than the current one. "Yes, we know we set a pretty high bar in terms…...

2+ mon, 1+ week ago  (147+ words) CAMBRIDGE, MA " A peer-reviewed paper published by Harvard scientists revealed that, in a blind taste test, 9 out of 10 men prefer the taste of water from a garden hose. "This is a major breakthrough," Dr. Mitchell Orden said. "Now my wife…...